THOMA67'S GUIDE TO MOUNTAIN BIKING

So you want to conquer the trails, eh? Well buckle up, buttercup, because this is Thoma67's Guide to Off-Road Adventures. First things first, you gotta have the suitable bike. We're talking about a monster of aluminum that can handle all the bumps and scrapes Mother Nature throws at it. Then there's the equipment, gotta have the head-hugger, impact